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PostSubject: My Greatest Sin   Sun Sep 19, 2010 1:03 am

Three nuns on a train had been getting to know one another and decided to tell each other what their greatest sins were. The first nun says, "My greatest sin is sex. Every year I go out for a week and work as a prostitute. Of course, I put all the money I earn into the poor box."

The second nun says, "My greatest sin is drinking. Every year I take the money from the poor box and go out drinking for a solid week." The third just sits there quietly.

So the first nun says to her, "Come on, we've told you our worst sins. Now you have to tell us yours."

The third nun says, "My greatest sin is that I gossip, and I can't wait to get off this train






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PostSubject: Re: My Greatest Sin   Wed Sep 22, 2010 6:19 pm

A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members. At one house, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher knocked several times. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door:

Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. - Revelation 3:20

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PostSubject: Re: My Greatest Sin   Fri Sep 24, 2010 8:34 am

Finally, the preacher took out his card






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PostSubject: Re: My Greatest Sin   Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:51 am

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