Dumbest thing you've done and got away with

Anyone got any stories well here's mine.

When I was like 9,my grandpa got me all these toys and other fun things,so me being the genius I am I took all the stuff got and tossed it out a 4 story window then tossed water on like 7 people,grandpa took me out and saw the toys and said wow those look just like the toys I got you and look there all neat and stuff then he said wait this are the toys I got you what the hell then we took them upstairs and I put them up the end.

Lol.


I once drank some medicine thing thinking it was water.

I died for 5 seconds.
:C

Hit by a bike. Went flying for a couple of metres and then landed on my bag, somehow. I simply HATE Monday's.

Spit on a cop's foot. twice. he didn't notice. Other then that, i can't remember.

A kid got killed by the police three days ago because the policeman was in a bad mood. A friend of mine was with him. Now, the whole country is in anarchy and chaos. Half the city centers are burned down and the situiation here is terible.
Do that here and you get shot in the head. Hell, say COP and not police officer you'll get a bullet in the leg.

Tonney wrote:

Spit on a cop's foot. twice. he didn't notice. Other then that, i can't remember.

That made me laugh for more than a minute.

I'm stillll laauhging

Mailbawx, that's the point, He didn't notice. otherwise, I thing he'd have given me a beatdown.

I was filming a frizbee throwing game on my phone. until, of course, it hit the phone and I was knocked out for a few seconds.


At least i got £250 for it :>

I scratched my name onto the pulpit in a church :p

I yelled "I'M ATHEIST" next to a church. Passers by were not amused :D

i went into a post office when i was young and there was this coloured woman with her baby, and i went "MUM MUM LUK THAT WOMANZ HAS A BABY MUNKEY"

appernetly it was embarrasing.

ooh and latley i smacked soft dairy cheese into the back of a cripples head.

A few weeks ago, a few of my friends and I went to this really nice neighbourhood, kept knocking on thier doors and running away.

Sarah wrote:

A few weeks ago, a few of my friends and I went to this really nice neighbourhood, kept knocking on thier doors and running away.

Lol, that's a classic.

Lmao, that was the first time I did it.

Been doing it since I was ten. Got caught by a guard once. Started yelling "HELP PEDOPHILE" he let go and I run away. My friends were most amused.

Threw a Brick, Landed on My Sister's Head. BOOM HEADSHOT! *Insert Picture of sister With Heavily Blooded Face* Went to hospital, Etc. Nothing Broken.


AND I GOT AWAY WITH IT :D!


PS: It was an accident. Srsly.

AkLeMo wrote:

Sarah wrote:

A few weeks ago, a few of my friends and I went to this really nice neighbourhood, kept knocking on thier doors and running away.

Lol, that's a classic.

Once in some 4-day school trpi to france, these boys were running down the hallway knocking doors in the boy's dormatory. it was really annoying :l

You should have gone out and given them a nice slap.

Went off a ten stair trying to tre flip, and landed flat on my feet without my bored.

Did you get hurt?

Sarah wrote:

You should have gone out and given them a nice slap.

I did. :]


Well, a bit more violent than a slap.

As in, one rolled on the floor covering their.. yeah.

ass?

It begins with D, ends with K and has IC in the middle..
k

eye?

Lolol.

Raffeh means: THe Dude Fell Over Clutching His Manly Bits. (Or Nuts, Depends How You Want To Say them :P)

Lol, Raffeh, What'd You Do To Him? xD