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I was bored.

Subject: Re: Chat Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:50 pm

hitler is actually funny and amazing at the same time

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Tonney wrote:: hitler is actually funny and amazing at the same time

He was a very smart person. [/sarcasm] [fact]He loved melons.[/fact.]

FR Lover Posts : 391 Join date : 2008-12-09

He was actually a raving loonatic. I herd that his parents were family related and that's why when they made babies they were perverted retards. But enough of Hitler, let's get some Soviet Union joke now. As in

Stop Stalin mah stuff, Trotski over here and start Lenin me a hand.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

lawl.

Subject: Re: Chat Sat Oct 10, 2009 7:42 am

Correct!

Guest

You asked for it.

ED wrote:: The original jokes were all Orwellian and so they actually made sense as actual jokes:
"In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party can always find you!"
"In America, you listen to man on radio. In Soviet Russia, man on radio listen to you!"
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
Top notch stuff, amirite?
The later variations by permanoobs on the internets are all unfunny reversals of every garbage sentence.

ED wrote:: Classic: In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!

unfunny nerd: In Soviet Russia, function calculate derivative of YOU!!

Other language: In Soviet Russia, 禽流感得到 YOU!!

An Hero: In Soviet Russia, iPod steal YOU!!

Runescape: In Soviet Runescape, noob gives money to YOU!!

Shitty Music: In Soviet Russia, Soulja Boy crank YOOOOUUUUU!

ED wrote:: Others:

In Soviet Russia, immigrants deport YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Mudkipz liek YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, lazer charges YOU!
In Soviet Russia, lion gets in -- JESUS CHRIST IT'S A CAR GET IN THE LION!!!
In Soviet Russia, lulz did it for YOU!
In Soviet Russia, 1) Profit! 2) ???? 3) YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cheezburger can haz YOU!
In Soviet Russia, that ****ing cat see YOU!
In Soviet Russia, music downloads YOU!
In Soviet Russia, baby ****s YOU!
In Soviet Russia, NO YOU!
In Soviet Russia, pet feed YOU!
In Soviet Russia, 9,000 over YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Hadouken fire YOU!
In Soviet Russia, card crushes YOU!
In Soviet Russia, condom breaks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Urinal pees on YOU!!!
In Soviet Russia, pages moves Grawp
In Soviet Russia, Candlejack
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!
In Soviet Russia, horse rides YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, dick sucks YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Portals think with YOU!
In Soviet Russia, babies eat YOU!
In Soviet Russia, baby shaves YOU!
In Soviet Russia, government has a say in YOU! (No, RLY.)
In Soviet Russia, Jews kill YOU!
In Soviet Russia, goddamn door closes YOU!
In Soviet Russia, boobs fap to YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Hell dines in YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Jenkem huffs YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Harpoons man
In Soviet Russia, Norton got 'YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, Solja Boy cranks dat YOOOOOOOOUUUU!!

Not funny, Tbh.

FR Lover Posts : 391 Join date : 2008-12-09

In Soviet Russia, sandvich noms you!

Subject: Re: Chat Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:43 am

Not funny, Tbh.

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AkLeMo wrote:: Not funny, Tbh.

I second this opinion that was my own.

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